ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Saints were once a powerhouse, now they’re just a house. Great Britain used to be Great, how it’s just OK Britain.
As Europe’s most overrated country continues to implode, parallels have been drawn between England’s spectacular implosion on the global stage and the Dragons’ insatiable appetite for mediocrity.
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson was again humiliated last night just hours after first being first denied by his own party to expedite the Brexit process.
The Advocate spoke briefly to St George prop James Graham, who said it’s bad enough as it is to be missing out on the finals, let alone watch the Tory suckholes in London drive his country into a brick wall.
“Aye,” he ayed.
“Not good, is it? Even Scotland and Wales want out of the UK. Don’t blame them. We’ve gone from being like the Germany of Europe to being the Latvians or Estonians. Same here at the Dragons, lad,”
“We used to be winning games, playing finals and such. I mean, we’ve won games and the like but not the important ones, no? Like we’ve been close many times, whereas the Titans are just getting whipped week in, week out,”
“Oh well. If we win the Ashes though, fuck yas all. We’re the champions.”
More to come.
