WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local Volvo and Sex Pistols enthusiast has today had to run to the bathroom in a hurry.
The scurry out of the open plan marketing agency came after the Gen X leftie decided to treat himself to a spontaneous mid-afternoon Paul Keating YouTube session.
The session was reportedly spurred on after the old geriatric turned up to the Press Club yesterday to eviscerate a number of journalists and sitting politicians, including the leaders of the current Labor government.
Aldous Peters spoke to The Advocate a short time ago after he’d successfully managed to flush his underwear down the toilet following a 5-minute shift trying to dispose of the sullied garment.
“Geez, I won’t be doing that again in public,” said the free-balling self-described free spirit washing his hands.
“I thought I’d treat some of the millennials in our office to some real political discourse,” said the man who affectionately refers to the former PM as PJK.
“And I got the blood rush when he referred to John Howard as a little desiccated coconut”
“And then unfortunately mid-way through the line about debating John Hewson being equivalent to getting flogged with wet lettuce, I nutted.”
Shaking his head and splashing his face with water, Peters then told us he hopes he doesn’t get a talking to from HR.
“I should have walked away, but that razor-sharp wit, that intellect, that charisma, I’m just a deer in the headlights.”
When asked whether there were any zingers on how Keating de-regulated the financial system to benefit the top end of town or sold our national publicly owned assets, Aldous just laughed.
“Haha nah, he was a leftie.”
More to come.
