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In an act of unparalleled generosity, a female Double Bay resident recently graced her followers with the earth-shattering news of her latest Chanel handbag acquisition.
Last Tuesday the woman in question bravely took to her Instagram Stories to share the life-altering moment that she had, indeed, bought a new designer accessory.
This trend-following woman wasted no time capturing the designer item with the perfect lighting, angle, and filter to ensure her Instagram post achieved maximum impact.
The Chanel handbag made it’s debut on social media perfectly placed on an off white shearling ottoman, framing the bag in all it’s glory.
Sources have also confirmed that she intends to intentionally place said Chanel bag in all her fine-dining flat lays for the foreseeable future.
The self-employed CEO also made sure to share the coveted Chanel handbag on her Instagram Stories, holding it delicately by her perfectly manicured French tips, solidifying to her followers that she had reached the pinnacle of success.
As the likes poured in, it became increasingly clear that this woman had accomplished the remarkable feat of purchasing a Chanel handbag—an event that would only be meaningful if it was showcased on social media.
When asked about her motivation for sharing this groundbreaking news, the content creator responded with a level of humility that matched her newly acquired fashion statement.
“It was my duty and responsibility to let the world know that my handbag game has levelled up,” she told the Betoota Advocate.
“I’m single handedly keeping the NSW economy afloat at this point” she continued.
Even during a recession, this woman is proof that dreams do come true if one is willing to shell out a month’s rent on a designer accessory.
As the ‘quiet luxury’ trend rolls in, it’s become increasingly ironic that there’s really no point in owning a designer item unless you’ve posted about it.
As confirmed by the Double Bay woman, inn the age of social media, it’s apparent that the pursuit of external validation reigns supreme, and no accomplishment is too small to be celebrated with a carefully crafted Instagram post.
