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Two-for-one proseccos at the Dolphins Leagues Club last night got the better of a local Year 2 teacher, who decided today that her class was going to watch a movie – followed by some DEAR time.

Emma Roper, a popular primary teacher at South Betoota Public School, told The Advocate that she feels like ants are crawling over her brain now and she’s having trouble keeping on task.

However, the 28-year-old is keeping it together.

“Today is movie day for Year 2,” she said.

“I’ve had two Panadols, two Beroccas and a litre of water. Cold pizza for breakfast. I’m starting to come back online but today is going to be an educational write-off,”

“That brain varnish prosecco will get you. $3 a glass and you get one for free. They’re basically throwing any responsible service out the window.”

But this isn’t the last Ms Roper will hear of this, as instead of putting on Shaun The Sheep for her class, she accidentally put on the classic thriller, Silence of the Lambs.

A number of parents have already expressed their feelings regarding the mixup, though most of them agree it’s nothing compared to what their kids are exposed to on the internet.

More to come.


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