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CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT After two of our capital cities were locked down due to quarantine outbreaks of the MUTANT UK STRAIN - without any new cases recorded in the community - Australians are starting to ask whether or not the British Prime Minister has been telling porkies. Both Perth and Brisbane have endured snap 5-day lockdowns after learning of one positive...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT As the Americans celebrate yet another grand final between two teams in that weird type of football they play, once again there has been lots of chatter about the halftime entertainment. Unfortunately, the multi-millionaire musician that was chosen this year does not hold a torch to Michael Jackson's 1993 Super Bowl performance. This is not a surprise, as it...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Scott Morrison is once again facing the difficulties that come with running a government that is made up of a coalition between two parties that are ideologically opposed, as the loudest Nationals MPs continue to undermine public health orders and create community distrust in a possible vaccine. Deputy Prime Minister Michael McCormack has defended Nationals MPs George Christensen...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Joe Biden has today announced a giant package to help those who have fallen upon tougher times. The new President has revealed a trillion-dollar bailout for the Hedge Funds negatively affected by the GameStop Financial Crisis (GFC) and wasted little time in assuring Wall Street that the new administration has his full support. A number of hedge funds,...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT It has been less than a couple of weeks since Donald Trump left the White House with all the grace of a personally offended manchild breaking a 150-year tradition because he is sad. Just like the ancestors of his closest supporters, Trump has retreated to the south after four years of being racist and failing to overthrow the government,...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After reading the room, US investment app Robinhood has announced they will be immediately rebranding. Following a wave of controversy after their efforts to protect Wall Street hedge fund managers and the big end of town from everyday investors, the app named after the noble thief Robin Hood is set to change its name to Sheriff Of Nottingham....

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Wall Street has quoted popular Logan driller's No Money Enterprise today and issued a strong message to the GameStop nerds; Playtime's over, here to take over, we ain't playing no games. The warning comes after the top end of town have tried to shut down this GameStop craze. "Joke's over you fucking peasants," explained one Hedge Fund Manager named...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the UK becomes the first country in Europe to pass 100,000 coronavirus-related deaths, the people of 'Great Britain' are beginning to come to terms with the fact that the bumbling fool they elected, might actually be a bumbling fool. The realisation comes after the leader who prides himself on looking like a dad who has just woken...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Former democratic Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has taken the internet by storm this week, for acting like an elected official who is paid by tax-payers to turn up to work and vote on bills. His lack of designer clothes, or red carpet handshaking, has been positioned as a quirky branding exercise - as social media struggles to understand...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The famous rock ballad 'Zombie' was the first ever song with a female vocalist to reach one billion views on YouTube - and it hasn't left the top ten charts in Thailand since it was released in 1994. The Cranberries hit is remembered as "a masterpiece of alternative rock" - and one that exposed the world to the...