Former Defence Minister Chris Pyne Says Things Are Absolutely Fine Between Him And Harry Styles
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Former Australian Defence Minister Christopher Pyne has today officially denied any rumours surrounding tabloid media's obsession with an alleged falling out between himself...
Finnish PM Faces Heavy Criticism For Dancing When She Could’ve Been Starting Wars Or Something
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The international community is this week taking a moment to reflect on how lucky they actually do have it.
This follows the disgraceful...
António Guterres Discovers Scotty Secretly Appointed Himself Secretary-General Of The UN
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In a shocking new twist to the Side Hustle Scotty saga, it can now be revealed the former Prime Minister is going global....
Calls For Jerry Springer To Come Out Of Retirement To Grill This Bald Headed Clown On TikTok
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If you are lucky enough not to have come in contact with the latest flash-in-the-pan misogynist to go viral on TikTok, you might...
Recent News Spurs Dad To Finally Join Daughters For Household’s 182,134th Screening Of Grease
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Despite having every single song permanently seared into brain for all of eternity, young father Dale Shannaghan (39) has never sat down to...
Recently-Single Pete Davidson Reportedly Already Rooting Both Cher And Susan Sarandon
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US tabloids are in overdrive this week, as entertainment reporters rush to get the scoop on which absolute smokeshow Pete Davidson has landed...
Biden Reveals US Government Will Fund The Making Of Rush Hour 4 In Effort To Smooth Over Relations With China
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US President Joe Biden has today announced a groundbreaking foreign policy.
The man in charge of the self-proclaimed home of the brave and...
Australian Who Keeps His AC Set To 19° From September To March Says England Needs To Toughen Up
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As wildfires tear through Europe and tens of thousands are evacuated due to record-shattering heatwaves, droves of climate-change denying Australians are taking the...
Australians Agree With England That 41 Degrees Is Pretty Fucken Hot If You Don’t Have A Veranda
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The climate change-aided disasters that have plagued Australia for the last decade appear to be now unfolding in the Northern Hemisphere, causing chaos...
Britain’s New Leader? Meet The Man Who Can Win Back The Working Class, Sir Ernst Augusta-Fedore
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Just eight British politicians are left in the race to replace the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, as nominations closed for the first ballot to find a...
