Windfall Profits Resources Tax Designed By Billionaire Tory Apparently Too Radical For Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation of Australia has confirmed today that it is refusing to join the United Kingdom on its spiral into a deep radical...
Researchers Confirm England Is The World Soccer Equivalent Of The Parramatta Eels
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A damning scientific report has been released today, and it makes for bad reading for two of the world's most notable fan bases....
Meghan Markle Says British Royal Life Almost Causing Her As Much Grief As Louis Litt
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The juicy, explosive and institution-shattering tell-all Netflix docuseries about the royal family - Harry & Meghan - has left viewers with dropped-jaws overnight.
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Important Western Countries Confirm Their Cultural Beliefs Are More Important Than Qatar’s
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It has come to light that Qatar, the conservative Middle Eastern host country of the 2022 FIFA World Cup, is a complete piece...
Meghan Markle Spends 3 Hours Explaining How Surprised She Was That Marrying A British Royal Would Result In A Lack Of Privacy
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In case you aren't aware, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry haven't yet disappeared into the anonymity of Los Angeles, like they promised to...
Virgin Now The Only Airline Allowed To Fly In And Out Of Bali
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The Indonesian government has today introduced another controversial new policy, banning a swathe of airlines from the popular tourist island of Bali.
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Thousands Of Perth To Bali Flights Cancelled After Indonesia Implements Ban On Pre-Marital Sex
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Australian's aviation industry has been hit by a fresh new crisis today, with revelations that a popular flight destination is now essentially off...
Streaming Services Unable To Keep Up With Audiences Ferocious Demands For Even More Jon Bernthal
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The busiest man in Hollywood is currently running at full capacity, it can be confirmed today.
Jon Bernthal, who made his name internationally as...
America Somehow Defeats A Middle Eastern Country Without Destabilising Their Democratic Process Through Illegal Military Operations
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The United States of America is celebrating a historic day today, after finally being able to successfully beat a Middle Eastern nation.
After...
Egotistical Billionaire To Fix America Like That Other One Fixed Twitter
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In some exciting news for residents of the United States of America, and the world at large, Donald Trump is back baby.
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