Andrew Bolt Reportedly Not Welcome In Cherbourg
4 August, 2015. 11:00
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
NON-INDIGENOUS, MELBOURNE-BASED NEWSCORP COLLUMIST, ANDREW BOLT has this week been informed by Aboriginal residents from the notorious Indigenous community of Cherbourg, that he is not welcome in their town.
Locals fear that if Mr Bolt decided to visit the iconic Aboriginal settlement, he would risk being at the receiving end of some "mission justice". That is, if he...
Bronwyn Bishop looks forward to mentoring ‘peasant’ Liberal members on the backbench
3 August, 2015. 14:50
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
FORMER SPEAKER OF the House Bronwyn Bishop says her exile to the backbench is a "blessing in disguise".
The 72-year-old university dropout plans to teach up-and-coming Liberal members how to act like a Coalition minister, by teaching them how to properly spend tax-payer money.
While many of her colleagues have lauded her selflessness by...
7 Other Australian Of The Year Recipients Who Also Deserve To Be Mercilessly Booed
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The Australian Of The Year is described as "a unique award that it is sponsored by a national government and commands broad public support,".
However, as prestigious as the award is, it is common knowledge in Australian society, that no one can command support from the Australian public - even one of the highest performing athletes in Australian football.
The Australian,...
Brisbane’s lost tribe and the expedition to find them
27 July, 2015. 16:09
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THERE IS A PART of Northern Australia that's still untouched by the outside world.
Outsiders who dare to visit are often greeted with hostility. They have their archaic views mocked and their livelihoods called in to disrepute.
As a young man from neighbouring Charleville found out the hard way in 2004. He travelled to this tiny lost pocket of...
Office Receptionist Low On Energy After Not Eating Anything But Pingers For 3 Days
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Katie Austin has just returned home from an amazing weekend at Splendour In The Grass. The 27-year-old says she has never felt as bad as she does at this very moment, sitting at her work desk.
"I am absolutely ruined, I didn't eat the whole weekend,"
The iconic arts and music festival kicked off on Friday at...
Anti-Islam protestors ridiculed for playing Cat Stevens song during rally
July 22, 2015. 11:35
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
THOUSANDS OF AUSTRALIAN NATIONALISTS are being universally laughed at this week after it was revealed that their official anti-Islamic rally anthem belongs to one of the most well-known Muslim rock stars of all time.
Protests across Australia took place over the weekend, with clashes between anti-Muslim and anti-racism demonstrators. The Reclaim Australia...
Reclaim Australia Movement Demands Shark-Cull After Fanning Incident
July 20, 2015. 10:10
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
SHOCKING footage of Mick Fanning fending off a great white shark in Jeffreys Bay, South Africa, has made waves around the world.
The Australian cultural activist movement, Reclaim Australia, has made an official statement this morning surrounding the incident. The movement has stated, that current increase in shark attacks on Australian beaches...
FIFO Worker Accidentally Roots His Own Wife During Week Off
J.P. ELLIOT | Western Australia | Contact
A Perth man has made the shocking discovery that his wife of 8 years has been secretly working as a "high-class" escort, after he inadvertently booked her services through an online agency.
40-year-old FIFO miner Peter Anderson uncovered his wife’s clandestine side-career last week when he and several workmates solicited female escort services at a hotel...
Instagram to sue Sydney cocaine dealer
15 July, 2015. 15:07
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A SYDNEY COCAINE dealer who calls himself Instagram is being sued the US techno-giant after the man refused to change his business name.
The man says he's earned the right to keep using his street name, which he says has been saved in the phones of over a hundred young professionals in Sydney's...
Young woman fails to find self in India
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A FREMANTLE WOMAN says her recent trip to India failed to live up to expectation after being repeatedly exposed to poverty, leprosy and general human suffering.
While admitting she's a relatively inexperienced traveller, Rachael Cromwell described her holiday as "a living hell" and "not what the pamphlets promised".
Ms Cromwell said she was prepared to forsake some...