“Oh, I Was Always A Big Supporter Of Changing The Date” Insists Turnbull
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
“Hey buddies, remember me!” announced former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to an empty living room in his Point Piper Mansion.
“No that was rubbish,...
“This Is A Great Number 1!” Says Entire Party, Unanimously
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As a group of friends listened to the triple j Hottest 100 play the democratically elected top songs of the turd that was...
Automatic Bold To First Word In iPhone Notes Adds Dramatic Touch To Grocery List
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
An automatic bold to the first word in iphone notes has given an unexpected touch of theatrics to an otherwise mundane grocery list,...
Local Vaper Really In The Mood For An Acoustic Cigarette
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Korin Petersen is the type of young go-getter that grabs the bull's horns with both hands, slides his legs around its neck and...
“Holy Fucking Shit, That’s Expensive,” Whispers Man Walking Into Florist For The First Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local young professional dropped the ball earlier this week and came home drunk enough to relieve himself the...
Geriatric Christian Makes Annual Return To Spotlight To Get Roasted By Everyone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One of the nation's most decorated sportswomen has made her annual return to the spotlight this week where she's...
Man Promises Self This Is The Last Philly Cheesesteak Before Getting Life Back On Track
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Despite everything in Dale Adam's life going to shit recently, the 34-year-old has decided to make changes moving forward.
"I...
Local Low Baller Decides To Not Low Ball After Reading “No Low Ballers” In Gumtree Listing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In a rare change of pace, local low baller Kenneth Bligh (33) has today decided to conduct himself in a respectful manner...
Cricket Australia Tells Scotty From Marketing To Focus More On Politics And Less On Cricket
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Cricket Australia has returned fire after Prime Minister Scott Morrison shot a salvo over the sporting body's bow this...
Mate Turns Up To The Pub Wearing The Same Shirt His Weirdo Uncle Wore To Christmas Lunch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A French Quarter man turned up to some hump day cold ones yesterday afternoon down at Searsons on Magget...
