Shift Worker Contemplates Life Eating Servo Sandwich Alone In Car At 3AM
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Another eventless evening drew to a close at the Dolphins Leagues Club at 10 pm last night.
Roger Dunston rang...
Clive Palmer Quietly Puts 30 Million Doses Of Hydroxychloroquine On Gumtree
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Frequently-misunderstood mining magnate Clive Palmer has put the 30 million doses of hydroxychloroquine, that he purchased last year for...
Rugby Austrlia Welcome Border Closure With New Zealand Ahead Of Super Rugby Season
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The nation's peak rugby body has welcomed news that New Zealanders will no longer be allowed to come to...
Local Man’s Year Starts Off With A Bang After Timing Chain In The Holden Captiva Finally Snaps
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You think you've ever had the shit shocked out of you?
Because one Betoota Heights father said you haven't had...
PM Invites Australians To Use Government’s Preferred Search Engine When Google Pack Up And Go
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The Federal Government has extended an invitation to the people of Australia to start using the Government's own search engine...
ScoMo Spices Up National Anthem By Replacing Second Verse With A Mundine Rap Interlude
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Flushed with success after replacing a single word in the Australian National Anthem, Scotty from Marketing is doubling down with a much...
Man Who Robbed Armaguard Truck In Byron Identified Immediately Due To Personal Anti-Mask Stance
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
A would-be thief has been arrested minutes after holding up an armoured vehicle on Wednesday after failing to wear any form of...
Michael McCormack: “I Will Get This Plague Jab Directly Into My Fucking Brain It’s That Safe”
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In an effort to show the people how safe this new pangolin plague cure is, the Deputy Prime Minister has...
Woman Heartbroken That Random Couple She Follows On Insta Have Deleted All Trace Of One Another
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Staring at her phone screen with a mix of horror and shock, local woman Gemma Beaston can’t seem to find any photos of...
Local Man Experiences Unexpected Twinge Of Guilt After Tearing Banana Off Larger, Happier, Bunch
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Local man Ben Thomas reckons he’s worked hard to overcome his adolescent trauma, and that despite not having a solid cry for several...
