Josh Papalii Remains Hopeful Of Presidential Pardon For That Time He Reported Himself For DUI
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Canberra Raiders star Josh Papalii is hopeful outgoing US President Donald Trump will pardon him over a 2017 drink...
Police Confident Nation’s Podcasters Will Eventually Track Down Fraudster Melissa Caddick
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New South Wales Police are confident that Melissa Caddick will be eventually found alive by the nation's podcasters.
The state's...
Melbournians Demand Tickets To Australian Open So They Can Boo Everyone
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"I want to look Novak Djokovic in the back of the head and call him a flog!" he said.
"Then...
CBD Hotel With Heaps Of Japanese Flags Hanging Out The Front Must’ve Been Top Shit In The 80s
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A pebbledash rendered 4-star hotel situated on an inner-CBD one-way street must have been a big deal back under Sir Joh, it...
“Okay, Who’s Got The Fucking Sandpaper?!” Yells Nation
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The nation has given permission to our cricketers to lie, cheat and steal their way to a Test victory...
Warnie Physically Restrained After He Tries To Take The Field To Show The Boys How It’s Done
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One of the nation's favourite sons was detained earlier today after trying to take the field at the Gabba...
Tennis Star Breaks Mould By Being Thankful For Those Moving Heaven And Earth So He Can Play
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A quarantining tennis star has today shocked the nation, and the sporting world at large.
Young European up and comer Ivo Stefan did...
“Why Aren’t You Having A Wedding?” Asks Parent Who Thinks Weddings Still Cost $300
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A Betoota Heights septuagenarian is struggling to come to terms with the fact her daughter doesn't really want to...
Local Boomer Continues Stubbornly Struggling To Repress His Like For Nick Kyrgios
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An aging multimillionaire by virtue of owning property named Barry Wilson is today struggling to come to terms with some irrepressible feelings.
Get...
Victorian Woman Stuck In Sydney Told To Either Wait It Out Or Get Really Fucken Good At Tennis
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The Victorian Government has finally updated the travel information for Victorian residents currently unable to come home due to...
