Video Platform Known For Radicalising Neo-Nazis And Flat-Earthers Distances Self From Sky News
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
WONDER WHY THOSE PROTESTS HAPPENED? The online video platform YouTube, which is widely recognised as the sewer of the internet that constantly...
Track And Field Events Responsible For Meteoric Rise In Blokes Bringing Up High School Achievements
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
As the second week of the Tokyo Olympics kicks off, the world watches on as the main events move from water onto land.
With...
Report: Did Well In The Pool
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
As the covers get pulled across the pool in the Tokyo Olympic centre, it can be confirmed that we've had a pretty good...
“Lockdown” Sighs Man After Hammering A Full Sleeve Of Timmys
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Locked down Sydney man Gene Pinkerton has made the unconscious decision to blame his state government for his recent string of poor decisions.
Notably,...
Opals Rebrand As ‘Karens’ To Better Align With The Male ‘Boomers’ Side
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In an all-inclusive branding move, Australian women's basketball team, The Opals, have rebranded as The Karens to better align themselves with the men’s...
Struggling Millennial Cosplays As A Boomer By Staying At Airbnb For A Weekend
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A struggling millennial has this weekend cosplayed as a boomer, by residing in a $600k property on the outskirts of Betoota Grove.
Jamie Thornton...
Workmate’s Partner Mistakes Karaoke As An Opportunity To Assert Alpha Status
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Work parties - a time for staff to bond, memories to be made and for potential HR nightmares to arise.
Or for local woman...
Nation Glad To See Taxpayer Dollars At Least Going Towards Sponsoring Olympics Coverage
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Proving once again we are a nation where everyone can have a go, a Sydney-based JobKeeper recipient has pulled himself up by his...
Usually Comfy Bed Becomes Cruel And Unfamiliar Upon Sensing A Hangover
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
An act of bedding betrayal has taken place in Betoota today as hungover resident Jamie Parkes (34) awoke to find their usually comfy...
Lockdown Protestor Torn Between Anti-Mask Stance And Being Identified Immediately
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As attendees of last weekend's lockdown protest in Sydney continue to be identified by the over 10,000 people who made tip-offs, some protestors...
