Woman Who Owns Rescue Dog Manages To Go Through Entire Trip To Park Without Telling Someone
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A French Quarter woman has shocked the town this week, with an incredible display of self-control.
The 28-old-local named Meg Hill did so...
“Albo Sold Us Workers Out!” Says Inner-City Man Who Wants To Be In Opposition For Another 3 Years
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A tertiary-educated leftie from our town's cosmopolitan French Quarter has put Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese on blast this morning,...
Report: This Fucker Is Talking A Lot For Someone Who Owes Us 300 Bucks
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has held another press conference where he says lots of shit about nothing, and still refuses to...
“Wait, So Scotty Isn’t Going To Pay Me For My Jab?” Says Bloke Who Already Bought A 42” Kogan
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Local gym equipment salesman, Petey Cuss (38) has once again confused a cool news story for government policy.
This comes as Labor calls...
Experts Speculate Bruce McAvaney’s Brain Has The Storage Capability Of 100 Terabyte Hard Drive
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A group of neuroscientists from the underfunded CSIRO facility in Betoota have released an interesting report today.
The group of experts has revealed...
Kid Laroi Now Most Successful Recording Artist From South Sydney Since 30 Odd Foot Of Grunts
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As of this week, The Kid LAROI has landed his first number one album in the US.
In case you only consume Australian...
Woman With 4 Social Media Accounts, iCloud Storage And 6 Streaming Apps Says QR Codes Are Sus
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A Betoota Heights woman has reportedly caused a scene down at the local supermarket this afternoon.
29 year old Beth McRae was involved...
Peter Dutton To Spend 14 Day Iso Practising His Smile In The Mirror Ahead Of Spring LibSpill
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Defence Minister Peter Dutton has been forced into a 14-day isolation after being exposed to the Pangolin's Wrath again.
Rather...
Lockdown Reaches The Point Where Guitar Hero Comes Out Of The Garage
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As Sydney and Brisbane continue through a lockdown, Sydney man Brian Dickson has proved the desperation is only just beginning to fester.
With the...
Lockdown Reaches The Point Where Guitar Hero Comes Out Of The Garage
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As Sydney and Brisbane continue through a lockdown, Sydney man Brian Dickson has proved the desperation is only just beginning to fester.
With the...
