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NSW Police Say They’re Going To Shoot At Least One Protester Tomorrow So Come At Own Risk

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact "Think of it as a lottery," explained NSW Police Commissioner Mick Fuller. "Whereby the prize you win is a severe...

Real Byron Local Breaks Edge To Get The Jab

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 39-year-old Byron man, who was actually born there to working parents, has broken edge this morning to do...

Grandpa Kev Slaps On The L Plates And Takes Scotty Down To Showground For A Driving Lesson

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has handed our current PM another valuable lesson today. With Scotty doing his best to avoid any accountability...

Boys Are On Here

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Thanks to the efforts of Izaac Stubblety-Cook this morning, it can be confirmed that the boys are on here. This comes after 22-year-old...

Nation’s Nans Rejoice At The Dulcet Tones Of Their Darling Thorpey Commentating

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Nans around Australia have a smile wider than an Olypian’s arm span upon hearing the dulcet tones of Olympic swimming legend Ian Thorpe...

IOC Flies In A Bunch Of Aussie Mums With Stopwatches To Sort Out Tokyo’s Time Keeping Issues

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The International Olympic Committee has taken a huge step today to try and sure up confidence in its officials. Following more dead heats...

2-0 For The Tassie Terminator

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Ariarne Titmus has done it again! The Tassie Terminator has just stormed home once again to win a gold medal for herself, her family,...

Report: Fuck Yeah Kaylee

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact That's the sentiment coming out of the nation of Australia and the Olympic Village in Tokyo right now. This comes after Kaylee Mckeown...

With 175 New Cases, This Sydney Socialite Honestly Still Thinks She’s Getting Out On Friday

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A Sydney woman has today proven once again, that fact can often be stranger than fiction. This comes after Bondi marketing manager/low tier...

Entire Nation Channels The Same Energy As Titmus’s Coach On That Final 50

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation of Australia is today celebrating another historic victory, with Ariarne Titmus bringing home Gold in the 400m freestyle. In the nail-biting...

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