Hospo Worker Carefully Puts Feelers Out To See If New Employee Hates That Bitch Too
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A disgruntled hospo worker has today decided to test the waters with a new employee, for confirmation she’s not the only one who...
Recent Survey Of Australians Finds That David Campbell Would Be Pretty Good Fun On A Bender
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australian TV and theatre star David Campbell would be pretty good fun at the back end of a 'real go' - ...
Sydney Girls Hit Centennial Park With A Picnic That Rivals The Terrace Bar At Bondi Icebergs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It's currently 19 degrees and sunny in the Harbour City - and a bad day to be a patch of grass down...
Tabloids In Overdrive After First Confirmed Sighting Of Lleyton & Bec Since 2014 Melbourne Cup
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australia's bottom drawer of journalism has today been gifted a scoop that may keep them alive for another year at least.
It is...
Ice Cream And Milo Gets The Nod As Mum Acknowledges Dinner Was Too Experimental
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Mum's most recent crack at trying her hand at a completely new style of cuisine has resulted in a glorious face-saving climax, as...
Super Serious ACT Press Conferences Convince Nation They Aren’t Just A Glorified Local Council
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
ACT Chief Minister Andrew Barr has today fronted another really professional looking press conference, complete with a branded lectern and a very...
Queenslander Really Feeling Sorry For Everyone Down South Who Weren’t Taught Basic Hygiene
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
"Okay now a bit of soap" says local Queensland mother-of-3 Florence Di Roma (44), as she guides her daughter through the Northern...
Sydney Bloke Sorts Out A Charcuterie Board And Some Light Refreshments For Cute Little Picnic
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
For the first time in a long time, a Sydney-based man is excited for a Monday night.
After a few months of lockdown,...
Woman Who’s Inhaled Blueberry Vape Into Lungs For 18 Months Questions Long-Term Effects Of Jab
EMMELINE EDGERTON | Culture | CONTACT
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW: With only 84 citizens turning out to the Homebush Vax Hub on Saturday, It appears NSW is far...
Acre-Chaser Begins Quest To Start A Farming Dynasty By Complimenting Jackaroo’s Unironed Shirt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local Acre-Chaser, Tilly Augustus (25), left home on Saturday to embark on a 5-year-plan to put her feet up on 100 square...
