Bloke Politely Educates Policeman About The Financial Taxation System That Pays His Salary
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The boys in blue got more than they bargained for today as a local taxpayer politely explained to them how their mandatory financial...
Gladys Promises Year 5 School Captain Elections Will Go Ahead In November
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
During a year of continued uncertainty for New South Wales' residents, state premier Gladys Berijiklian has promised things will soon be back to...
Sydney Builder Says It’s Essential That Everyone Helps Him Unload His Ute Before Knock Off
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Sydney builder, Jayce Dugan, has today backed his luxury work vehicle on to his Malabar jobsite with one last bit of essential...
Springboks To Get Fucken Stepped On Sunday
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For the first time since 2017, the Wallabies have named Quade Cooper as flyhalf for their Sunday night showdown against South Africa...
Report: This Motherfucker Better Not Drop An RUOK On Us
The man who is solely responsible for a vast majority of the personal anguish faced by Australians has today been warned to not patronise...
Nightclubs To Remain Closed As Gladys Concedes There Is No Roadmap Out Of This Pandemic Of Entitled Boomers Moving To The Inner City
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Gladys Berejiklian has today unveiled her post-Delta recovery roadmap, which outlines the staged and gradual freedoms for business and citizens in Greater...
Greg Hunt Says Government Would’ve Picked Pfizer If They Hadn’t All Just Bought CSL Shares
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Federal Health Minister Greg Hunt says the government decided to tell Pfizer to go suck eggs because many superfunds...
Scotty Gets Special Exemptions For RAAF To Fly Him 13km Over Border To Kingsleys In Queanbeyan
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Scotty From Marketing has defended traveling back and forth over the NSW border to get a chicken burger at one of Queanbeyan's...
Teenage Hospo Worker At The Stage Of Life Where Her Best Mates Are 45-Year-Old Irish Bartenders
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Elodie never grew up with older brothers. She also doesn't have any uncles.
That's why working as a glassie in Betoota's Flight Path...
Sydney Woman Wanting To Visit Dying Relative In Queensland Told To Hit Up The RAAF
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A desperate Sydneysider has today been given some welcome news.
After months of separation from her mother who has a terminal illness, Angela...
