Fuck… He’s Done It Again! Scotty Gets Special Exemption For Sunset Camel Ride At Cable Beach
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6:41 pm. Tuesday, 7 September 2021 (AWST)BROOME, WA
Not even 24 hours after it was first revealed that he had received special exemptions...
Gladys Reveals Concreters Will Be Able To Return To Not Washing Their Hands At 90% Milestone
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There's some welcome news for the construction industry in Newcastle, Sydney, and Wollongong (NSW) today, with the Premier adding further details to the...
7 Other Ways To Get From Canberra To North Sydney Without Spending $100,000 On A VIP RAAF Jet
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If you only get your news from that TV network and the major mastheads owned by Rupert Murdoch, then you might be...
Locked Down Woman Triumphantly Frees Herself From The Outdated Concept Of ‘Meal Times’
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As a single woman in her early 20s, Lara Massie hasn't had to rely on anyone this lock down. Or depend on...
Canberra Almost As Quiet In Lockdown As It Is Over Christmas
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HOW YA DOING DOWN THERE LITTLE FELLA: The rest of the nation has today taken a brief moment from thinking about their...
“Women Feel Unsafe In This Country” Says PM Who Abolished The Family Court Less Than A Week Ago
The same Prime Minister who chose to dismiss 49 of the 55 Respect-At-Work recommendations has today conceded that maybe there is a few women...
Victorian Libs Divided Over Which Soft Handed Toff Should Lead Them Into Landslide Election Loss
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BRING BACK THE AFRICAN GANGS! The Victorian Liberals are well and truly behaving like a Liberal Party this week.
This comes as outspoken...
Local Man Shamefully Duck Walks Back Into Toilet For A Reassuring Last Wipe
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Much like half the population it seems, Aaron Peters has had a bit of a shit go lately.
Unsure whether the unending stream...
Report: At Least There’s Less Charity Muggers Out And About
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As half of the nation continues to live in lockdown, some Australians are focussing on the silver linings such as the fact that...
QLD To Wait Until 80% Of Their Population Is Immune To Scotty’s Bullshit Before Border Opens
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NUMBERS ARE LOOKING GOOD: Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk said the state's reporting of zero new cases today was "fantastic news" - and has...
