“Righto Fellas, Sort It Out In The Nets” Says Nation To Mitchell Johnson And Dave Warner
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
After a sensational few days of very public bickering, the nation has today decided enough is enough.
Former Australian fast bowler Mitchell Johnson...
“You’re Only Good As Your Last Grand Final” Says Queensland, Completely Vindicated By AFLW Glory
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Queensland is once again the superior footballing state.
This comes after two months of cultural anxiety for Queenslanders, following Brisbane's respective AFL and NRL...
Brisbane Heat Women And AFLW Lions Return South To Avenge Queensland
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Despite being constantly raided of their top talent by the Southern elites, it seems the Brisbane Lions girls have defied the odds and...
Local Queenslander Wakes Up With A Chest Full Of Gravel After Getting On The Reverse Cough Syrup
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A local Queenslander has woken up with with a husky voice this morning, after treating himself to a bottle from the shelf above...
Average Aussie Soccer Fan Just Noticed The A-league Season Started A Month Ago
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
In a not so surprising revelation, a quintessential Australian soccer enthusiast has just realized, a month late, that the A-League season kicked off—...
Rugby Australia Makes Extraordinary Decision To Anoint First Ever Catholic Into Chairman’s Role
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For the first time in the history of Australian rugby union, a man baptised into the Roman Catholic Church has been named as...
South Australian Man Gives Birth To World Record 11 Sons
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A humble South Australian man with strong facial hair has today shocked the world.
Craigmore local Travis Head has broken multiple records overnight,...
Bunch Of Convict Losers Win The World Cup
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In some news from one of India's largest cities, a bunch of convicts have managed to win something quite significant.
At roughly 2am...
South African Cricket Team Unveil Special Commemorative Chokers Ahead Of World Cup Semi Final
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The South African cricket team have today revealed a special new decorative item for the knockout stages of the 2023 Cricket World Cup....
Cricketer Recovers From Tense 15 Minutes In The Nets With Warm Strawberry Milk From Kit Bag
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Thick warm glugs of strawberry milk are going down a treat this afternoon as a grade cricketer refuels from an intense...
