Bloke Flying To Adelaide For Day 4 And 5 Of The Test Better Like Looking At Churches
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man with tickets to a premier sporting event is going to need a Plan B, it can be confirmed today.
William...
Adelaide Oval Left Stunned After Retired Warner Jet Packs Onto Pitch Ahead Of Day One
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The eager beavers at in the stands at the Adelaide Oval have today been left bemused after a rather unusual spectacle out in...
Chinese Zodiacs Simply Wrong When It Comes To 2024 NRL Season
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
For the first time since the 5th century BC, it seems the Chinese Zodiac predictions might be entirely wrong this year.
Even the name...
Ashgrove Footy Coach Still Filthy About Losing A Good Second Rower Every Time He Sees Jacob Elordi On TV
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The star of the summer blockbuster movie 'Saltburn', Australian actor Jacob Elordi has become a household name right around the world in recent...
Lee Hagipantelis Returns To His Past Life As Hardboiled Detective With A Troubled Past
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In recent NRL news that instills a refreshing feeling of purgatory in long-suffering West Tigers fans, the club's entire board was sacked last...
WA Police Investigate Whether Stolen Section Of The Kwinana Freeway Is Being Hidden In The Middle Of Optus Stadium
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
West Australian Police say they're investigating claims that a section of the Kwinana Freeway that was stolen last night...
He’s Back!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
That nation is elated today, as the skull returns to television screens around the country.
The chortling, the tangents, the absolute shit talk. It's...
Barry O’Farrell Selected As New Tigers Chair Due To His Experience With Turning Once Popular Hospitality Venues Into Luxury Apartments
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The embattled NRL club Wests Tigers have sacked their entire administration following an independent review into the club - effectively turning off the...
West Tigers Sack Entire Board And Replace Them With The Furston Guy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
One of the National Rugby League's perennial laughing stocks has today finally made an effort to steady the ship.
After years of appalling...
Nation’s Boyishly Handsome Halfbacks Exhale In Relief
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australia's handsome halfbacks, and occasionally wingers, with representative potential are rejoicing today.
This follows a recent news story that exposes a very problematic culture...

















