Patrick Fucking Mahomes Celebrates Super Bowl With A Week At Myrtle Beach
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With all eyes on Taylor Swift and her big meat head boyfriend, the MVP of the Super Bowl has quietly slipped away for...
Usher’s Super Bowl Performance To See Him Stay Top Of Charts In NZ For At Least Another 8 Years
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Our friends across the dutch are today revelling in the show of a lifetime.
Tuning in from milk bars and offices around the...
Australian Who Grew Up Without Any Ties To Local Grassroots Sporting Community Claims To Be Into NFL
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Super Bowl LVIII between the Taylor Swift Boyfriend team and the Homeless Epidemic City's team kicked off at 10:30am AEDT today at Allegiant...
Barnaby Joyce Kicks Off Super Bowl Monday With A 10am Bucket Of Buds And A Kilo Of Wings
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The nation's former Deputy Prime Minister is kicking off the week in style, it can be confirmed this morning.
Barnaby Joyce, the New...
Taylor’s Boyfriend And His Friends Hit Las Vegas To Play A Big Tough Serious Game Of Football
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The biggest game of the year for fans of Taylor Swift has finally arrived.
Wedged amongst Taylor's historic Eras tour, the Super Big...
Aussie Soccer Fan Visits Local Ethnic Club To Find Someone Who Cares About Asian Cup Heartbreak
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In a desperate bid to find absolutely anyone in Australia who cares about the Socceroos disappointing Asian cup departure, round-ball enthusiast, Jules Roberts...
Italian Mate Swears He’d Heard Of This Sinner Bloke Before Last Night
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Proud Italian-Australian, Gianluca Di Bianchi (27), swears he knew that Sinner bloke before he won the Australian Open claiming that, "Italians just do...
DJ At Brisbane’s Cloudland Forced To Play Sean Paul For 12 Hours Straight As Windies Roll Through
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A music industry professional has this weekend been forced to put in quite a shift.
Bowen Hills (28), a DJ at popular Fortitude...
Adelaide Nightclubs Wait Excitedly For Arrival Of 20 Blokes That Might Make Use Of A Dancefloor
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Australia's dominant first day of the first Test against the West Indies in Adelaide has gone down as well as everyone thought it...
Tennis Player Loses It After Hearing Man In 10th Row Breathe Loudly
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A reactively unknown player has today made headlines after a spectacular meltdown at the Australian Open.
The 100 and something ranked wildcard caused...

















