Local Woman Alerts Followers She Has Antisocial Tendencies By Changing Instagram DP To A Glamorous Cartoon
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAn attractive French Quarter woman with a flair for the dramatics has today completed the unhinged hot girl cycle, by changing her Instagram...
Bloke Trying To Show Date Funny Video Unable To Explain His Bizarre YouTube Recommendations
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds bloke has found himself somehow managing to fuck up what could have been a long and prosperous relationship, by accidentally...
Teens Cop $50 Stranger Tax After Asking Local Tradie To Buy Them A Carton
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTTeenagers have been told to brace themselves for a bumper tax increase, especially those who just gave a $50 to a tradie who...
Mum Orders 2nd Round Of Hugs After Goodbye Hold Up At Door
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A Betoota mum is just going all out with the affection this week and has ordered a second round of hugs from her...
Drunk Man Pissing On Electricity Box Can’t Help But Imagine Death By Pisstrocution
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a classic display of drunken imagination, local man, Eli Cheshire (26) has found himself contemplating a shocking death as he urinated on...
Local Bloke Hides Spontaneous Mid-Week One Night Stand With Supermarket Tee And Pack Of Fisherman’s Friend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local bachelor has been forced to swerve into Woolies this morning, as he attempts to hide a night of frivolous...
Small Town Vietnamese Bakery Launches $4 Lunch Special To Combat Unwelcome Arrival of Bakers Delight Franchise
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTBattle lines have been drawn in Betoota’s flight path district this week, as the suburb’s proud migrant heritage once again is...
Local Air-Fryer Physicist Breaks New Culinary Boundaries With Fish Finger Parmigiana
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
One of Betoota’s most eligible bachelors is getting creative in the kitchen tonight as he looks to curate a Michelin star...
Holidays Are Officially Here, Confirms Townie Mate’s Sharp Increase In Water Skiing Related Posts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local townie is down at the dam doing townie shit, confirms a recent spike of water skiing related content on his social...
Negotiations With Spatula Enter 3rd Day, Cutlery Drawer Still Inaccessible
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACTThe ongoing standoff in the kitchen shows no sign of ending anytime soon as negotiations with the spatula continue with no result.“I’m just...
