Ageing Millennial Woman Throws Back Out By Sneezing 4 Times In A Row
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | ContactLocal Ambulance attended a French Quarter residence today after emergency calls were placed by a woman with a touch of the sniffles.
What began...
Local Woman Ponders If She’s Psychic Or Just Debilitatingly Anxious
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | ContactA BROKEN CLOCK IS STILL RIGHT TWICE A DAY: As a lifelong angsty girly, Betoota Heights local Melinda (32) often finds herself preparing...
Local Woman Wins The Introvert Lotto After Finding A Hairdresser Who Doesn’t Do Small Talk
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | ContactDIAMOND IN THE ROUGH: Celebrations are heavily underway today as French Quarter resident and introvert Marya has reportedly discovered a hairdresser who doesn’t...
Household Drama Averted After Husband Reveals New TV Didn’t Actually Cost ‘4K’
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | ContactIt was touch-and-go at a Betoota Heights household this week, when Marketing Manager Jeremy (49) brought home a brand new flat screen “that’ll...
Fancy Pizza Ruined By Pretentious Seafood Ingredient That Is Never Used In Any Other Meal
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A family pizza night at one of Betoota's favourite woodfired joints has once again been spoiled this week, after a cultured older sister...
Local Woman Adopts One Of Those Dogs That Shakes When You Make Eye Contact With It
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has today been forced to defend her decision to adopt a chihuahua, after her boyfriend complained that the ‘bloody thing...
Turkish Bread B&E Shits All Over Brioche, Confirms Recent Visit To An Industrial Precinct
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A local salesman, usually based out of the Betoota CBD, has today found himself reacquainted with his first true love from the late...
Mate Nicknamed David Warner After Losing His Baggy In A Hotel Room As Well
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA French Quarter bloke has earned himself a lifelong nickname over the weekend, after failing to store a bag of cocaine in his...
63 Year Old Korean Tiler Who Survives Off Cigarettes And Soft Drink Still Somehow Able To Squat Deeper Than Anyone At The Gym
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Scientists and researchers in the field of health, wellness and longevity have today been told to head to Betoota Heights.
While the unusual request...
Local Girl Gets Co-conspirators To Send In Some Tailored Questions To Instagram Anon
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman in dire need of some compliments has this week roped some girlfriends into getting her anonymous questions started, by asking...
