Girl Ruins Day By Getting Angry At Hypothetical Scenario She Constructed About Love Interest She Hasn’t Met
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some truly fucked mental gymnastics, a Betoota Heights woman has managed to fuck up her morning by indulging in a longwinded hypothetical...
Ikea Releases Stunning New Bachelor Themed Decor Range
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactSwedish furniture brand Ikea has been lauded for their new inclusive catalogue this week, after unveiling a bachelor themed bedroom pack for just...
Bored Local Dad Livens Up Trip To The Zoo By Upsetting The Chimps
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights father has been chastised today by keepers at the Santos Presents™️ Royal Betoota Zoological Park for...
Family Screening Of ‘Boy Swallows Universe’ Reveals That Pop Knows A Bit Too Much About Boggo Road
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A family screening of the new Netflix drama Boy Swallows Universe has potentially dug up a deeply buried family secret in one Betoota...
Over Zealous Airport Staff Forces All Drivers In The Departure Express Lane To Drop Roll Their Passengers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Brisbane airport parking staff member sent drivers into a panic yesterday afternoon, by taking his job a little too seriously.
Though dropping off...
Smug, Well-Travelled Friend Insists Backgammon Is Actually A Really Simple Game To Learn
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal "Citizen of the World" Zeke D'antonio (26) has once again left friends and acquaintances baffled and slightly offended by insisting that backgammon...
QR Codes On Table At Pub Allow Bloke To Finally Order Drinks He Was Too Scared To Ask For
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAs the technological revolution rolls on, a local alpha male has discovered a newfound courage to order what he truly craves thanks to...
Single Woman’s Year Starts With Heartbreak As Same Daily Victorian Spam Call Stops Calling
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a tragic twist of fate that has left local single woman Sophie Hutton (28) devastated, the same relentless daily Victorian spam call...
Primary School Kid Scoffs And Says It’s Just A Situationship After Being Asked If That’s ‘His Girlfriend’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA Betoota Heights Primary School kid has quickly shot down any rumours that he has a girlfriend this week, by clarifying that ‘Kelsey’...
Local Bloke Begins Preparing Himself For The Prison Yard After Receiving A ‘New MyGov Inbox Message’ Email
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | ContactTHIS IS THE ONE: After a massive Christmas, New Years and comedowns for both, Betoota Grove local Jason Nailor has reportedly woken up...
