Overstimulated Gen Z Trying To Read At Beach Accidentally Swipes Up On Page Of Her Book
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a bizarre incident that perfectly encapsulates the complete decimation of gen-z's attention span , Samantha Fernie (23), found herself accidentally swiping up...
Research Confirms The Original GHD Hair Straighteners Are the Nokia 3310 Of Hair Styling, Unbeatable And Indestructible
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTINVINCIBLE: Researchers have officially confirmed what we all secretly suspected: the original GHD hair straighteners are the Nokia 3310 of the beauty...
Australia Day Loyalist Fights Off That Hollow And Sad Feeling He Gets When Thinking Too Deeply About All Of This
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
I WILL HAVE FUN TODAY! After years of protest, the Indigenous community have made it clear that they view January 26th as a...
Millennial That Grew Up In The Early 2000s Drought Still Winces At Thought Of Using Full Flush
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT34 year old Noah Cheshire, a self-proclaimed survivor of the early 2000s drought, is still unable to shake off the trauma associated with...
Strava Announces Launch Of New Walking Home Pissed From The Pub Feature
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a groundbreaking move to cater to the vast number of Aussies who get the majority of their cardio in on Friday nights,...
16-Page Hens Itinerary Will Be Nowhere As Fun As Best Man’s Plan For “Golf, Maybe The Rippers?’
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTWHAT A DAY: As the big day approaches, the stark contrast between the best man's bucks itinerary and the bridesmaids' 16-page hens...
Jetstar Delay So Long Man Has Time To Blitz Through A Bestseller In W.H Smith
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local bloke has finally managed to tick an international bestseller off his reading list today as he waits to board...
Bloke On New Years Health Kick Forced To Buy New Lunch Box Like He’s In Year 4 Again
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA grown man has been spotted testing the structural stability of a Bluey lunch box today as he attempts to get...
Woman Who Thought She Was Just Watching A Movie About Hunky Dudes Wrestling Leaves Cinema Emotionally Damaged
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who went to see the iron claw with the pure intention of watching some attractive blokes wrestle has found herself sorely...
Mounted Policeman Quietly Dreams Of The Day He Gets To Shoot Some Outlaw From Horseback Like A Real Cowboy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local mounted policeman has spoken anonymously to The Advocate this afternoon about a secret desire he harbours to...
