Girl From Nice Family Who Went To Posh School In The City Rebels By Getting Some Scribbly Tatts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA French Quarter woman who grew up attending Wharton School For Girls has rebelled against her silver spoon upbringing, by getting a...
House Painter’s Donated Work Pants Achieve Financial Security After Being Purchased By Art Student
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA pair of work pants, previously worn by local house painter Garry Young (49), have transcended their humble origins reaching the top end...
Reunion Gig Causes Dad To Make Some, Well, Interesting Fashion Choices
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Betoota Heights family is having a good discrete chuckle after dad Jeffrey Drove (52) has gotten himself dressed up for a gig...
Landlord Forced To Pay For Pest Control For The First Time After Sharehouse Finally Gets Female Tenant
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights landlord has gotten this shits today, after managing to go a whole year without having to do any maintenance on...
Lo-Fi Hip Hop Girl Forced To Quit Studying After Being Crippled By HECs Debt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some sad news for former students worldwide, it’s reported that the anime girl featured in the ‘Lo Fi Hip Hop To Study...
Millennial Girl Who Grew Up With Microsoft Word Still Not 100% Sure Of Google Docs Auto Save
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT33 year old Gabrielle Rooney confessed today that despite having a firm grip on technology, she absolutely detests that blind trust she has...
MAFS Praised For The Most Accurate Portrayal Of Gold Coast Men In The History Of Australian TV
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactMarried At First Sight Australia has been praised for their startling accurate insights into the typical Gold Coast man, after introducing three blokes...
BYD Owner’s Air Conditioning Stops Working Due To Social Credit Score Dipping After Road Rage Offence
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The proud owner of a new BYD Seal has had his air conditioning turned off by the car itself...
Tradie Husband And Nurse Wife Make Tender Love At 3:15 AM Between Shifts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactCourtney Lawson stirs awake, feeling the left hand side of her mattress sag with the familiar weight of a body. Opening her eyes...
Servo Attendant Says Bro You Could Save 60c If You Get Two Of That Thing You’re Already Ashamed Of
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A seemingly stoned bloke working at a roadside Betoota servo has today rolled out the up-sell.
For customer, Ted Reston (41), the last thing...
