“Sounds Like A 2024 Problem” Says Co-worker Who Still Has Quite A Few 2022 Problems To Solve
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTIn a stunning display of selective procrastination, office worker Dave Williams has declared that all work-related issues are to be dealt in...
Nan Highlights How Much Granddaughter Has Aged Like She’s Some Kind Of Oil Painting Herself?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman returning home for the holidays has already had her self esteem seriously eroded, after being met with a series of barbed...
76% Of Women Have Openly Declared They Want An AirFryer For Christmas
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTIn a groundbreaking survey conducted across suburban Australia, results have revealed a new kitchen appliance thats on a growing number of Christmas...
Australia’s Mums Gear Up For The Onslaught Of Scented Candles Headed Their Way This Week
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTAs Christmas edges closer, the nation's mums are gearing up for a the onslaught of unwanted scented candles thats coming their way,...
Decision Fatigue Plagues Woman As She Struggles To Pick Colour In High Octane Vietnamese Nail Salon
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTLocal woman, Sophie Hughes, found herself in a gripping indecisive battle with herself at the nail salon yesterday, suffering from what experts...
Junior Colleague Plagued With Anxiety After Telling Coworkers What He Does For Fun At Xmas Party
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTDespite the jolly ambiance of last Friday’s annual Christmas celebration, Tim Harris, a reserved 23-year-old office worker, found himself in adaunting predicament.
During...
Apprentice Rewarded Generously For Not Having A Family To Take On Holidays This Time Of The Year
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the worksites begin to thin out around the country, the only men left standing are the blokes who give a shit.
That's according...
Sobering Return To Work Made Worse As Local Girl Discovers Ghosts of Cooked New Years Eve
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local girl is battling a serious case of head noise this morning, as she fronts up to the first day...
Clear Eyes Only Thing Resembling Medicine In All Boy Sharehouse
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA rather abstinent form of alternative medicine seems to be the go in a Betoota all boy sharehouse as the only thing they...
Chinese Restaurant Dropping Rare Maroon 5 Acoustic Cut
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local Chinese restaurant has flaunted some muso chops by casually dropping a rare Maroon 5 acoustic cut right in the middle of...
