Dodgy Real Estate Agency Hopes House Hunters Don’t Notice Furniture Clearly Ripped From Shutterstock
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA shonky local real estate agency has been at it again this morning, devising a bright new plan for cutting some...
Bloke Who Regrets Southern Cross Tattoo Begins New Life As Brazilian
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAs any young man from a regional town with a high unemployment rate ought to do, Trevor Cantor (35) got a Southern Cross...
Old Bloke Who Thought He Was Warren Buffett For Buying A House In 1972 Gets Bitcoin Scammed By A 23-Year-Old Punjabi Dude Who Speaks English As A Fourth Language
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One of our town's greatest financial minds has fallen victim to a bitcoin scam this week, leading him to...
Supermarket Giant Blames Customers’ Willingness To Pay Higher Prices For Higher Prices
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactA revelation has occurred in a Betoota Heights shopping centre this morning, one that could solve the cost of living crisis once and...
Pub Chef Sends Trainee For a Servo Run After Weird Customer Orders The Pie, Mash & Peas
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAn apprentice cook has been spotted sprinting down Milton Street this evening after being sent to the Betoota Caltex for an...
One Night Stand Makes Himself Permanently Uncontactable After Spotting Scrubs Season 9 In Her TV Cabinet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has this week been forced to pull the parachute on a one night stand, after stumbling upon something in her...
Couple Hides A Few Sneaky Engagement Flicks In Story, For The Real Fans
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a shock turn of events an Aussie couple has returned home from a European holiday overjoyed with their decision to get married.According...
“Put On Sunscreen? What Am I? A Leftie?” Asks Man Before He’s Burned Like A Stolen Car In Townsville
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights brainiac has scoffed at the very offer of sunscreen today, telling the person offering it to...
Working Class Man Responds With Green Text Bubble
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA new symbol for working class Australia has now been discovered, the green text bubble.
Much like a tan in the 1800s, once viewed...
Cancelled Christmas-Themed Event A Relief To Everyone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A canceled Christmas-themed dinner has brought relief and pensive relaxation to a dozen French Quarter city workers who all...
