Local grazier suitably unimpressed with Melbourne during his first visit
6 April, 2017. 11:23
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Thinking that he'd had enough to toil with since his last holiday over Christmas, Jennean Pallister though...
Bloke forgot to close whatever website he was looking at before bed
6 April, 2017. 11:23
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Rocking up ten minutes late to his first lecture, a Betoota TAFE student has totally embarrassed...
Rollie Smoker Can’t Believe He’s Being Taxed The Same As Filthy Pre-Rolled Smokers
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Caught between a credit card and a hard place, a West Betootan road worker spent much of the afternoon...
Waiter shoves customer’s leftovers into mouth before reaching the kitchen
5 April, 2017. 11:23
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As the cost of living in leafy East Betoota continues to grow, some of the town's...
New Balance Sneakers Add Modern Flair To Indian Grandmother’s Traditional Saree
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A Parramatta grandmother's bold choice of sports shoe footwear is contrasting wonderfully with her traditional Indian saree, it has been confirmed by...
Local leftie wants to #bringthemhere only if ‘here’ isn’t his gentrified suburb
3 April, 2017. 9:23
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Sighing loudly enough for half the wine bar to hear, a local Greens voter took a...
Local African Bloke Wearing A Shirt That Could Blind Ya
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The typical Australian grandfather's Christmas Day outfit has nothing on a local African bloke's flash new button up, it has been confirmed.
The...
Local Lo-Fi band sells out and goes Hi-Fi
30 March, 2017. 13:23
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The third-most prolific shoegaze band in Betoota has shunned their lo-fi sound ahead of the release of...
Baby Boomer still thinks it was better in his day despite recent heart-lung transplant
30 March, 2017. 13:23
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As a part of his ongoing rehabilitation, recent double-transplant recipient Dennis Sparklemein had told everybody from...
Flat Phone Battery Ruins Concert Experience
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Gregory Caldridge, 19, was unable to be consoled by friends last night after a tragic sequence of events led...
