Spunky Italian Barista Sends Hot Flush Through Local Mum By Remembering Her Name And Order
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Using all of her primary school Italian in saying thank you to local barista Giovanni 'Jack' Chapmanio, a South...
Local Prop From Saturday Night Wants To Know If You’re Keen For Round Two
28 March, 2017. 12:23
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A first-grade tighthead prop has taken to social media this afternoon with details of a Saturday night tryst...
Hungover Bloke At Cafe Having Very Loud Phone Conversation About How Mad Last Night Was
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A noticeably hungover, and possibly still drunk, man is currently informing an entire cafe about how big his night...
CSIRO launches study into why men spit in the urinal
25 March, 2017. 12:23
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Men are often criticized for not being able to do two things at once, however, most...
Remote Murri Kid Not Good Enough At Footy To Go To Secondary School
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Despite his love of learning, local Murri kid, Jason Ridley (7) has today come to terms with the fact that he probably won't...
Young Sikh Man Looking Forward To Another Year Of Being Racially Profiled At Airports And Other Public Buildings
23 March, 2017. 13:23
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Despite putting a Union Jack filter over his Facebook display picture, a local Sikh man has...
Rural Bachelor Throws On The Seductive Ankle-Flappers For A Night Out In The Big Smoke
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Ruining yet another pair of stonewash boot cut jeans, a quiet but equally endearing Eromanga man makes no apologies...
Dual citizen throws UK passport in the bin after Brexit looks like it’ll actually happen
22 March, 2017. 13:23
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A local dual citizen threw his British passport in the rubbish this morning after all hope...
Local Italian Asks Real Estate Agent If He’ll Take Cash And Leave The ATO Out Of It
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65 year old Italian immigrant Chris Marchese was left seething at the local real estate agent yesterday afternoon, after the salesman “refused to...
Local bloke under fire for bringing a longneck of red wine to Sunday BBQ
20 March, 2017. 14:23
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Moving to the harsh Queensland interior just last year, a local retiree has revealed that his...
