Report: Housemate Won’t Notice Missing Pizza If You Rearrange Other Slices
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As the last of the Wednesday night pinot gris dripped from her pores, an East Betoota glazier finally felt right again to...
Bloke’s life unravels after being caught with pants around ankles at the urinal
16 March, 2017. 13:23
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A local alpaca farmer has confided in The Advocate this morning, explaining that his long road...
Sensible, smart and confident woman often told she must be fun at parties
15 March, 2017. 16:23
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Speaking candidly to The Advocate this afternoon, a resident student at Betoota Base Hospital has spoken about...
Oakleigh Almost Confused For Athens After Papou Installs Decorative Fibreglass Balustrades
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After thirty years of renovating, local papou, Conrad Gerbouris (72) is finally content with his front porch.
The post-war migrant made a vow to...
Chemist Just Flat Out Selling Lollies
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The South Betoota Pharmacy is blatantly selling lollies and chocolates, it has been confirmed.
Aside from the vaguely justifiable glucose jelly beans aimed at...
Local Creep Reads A Book At The Pub
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Taking advantage of a rare Sunday afternoon off work, a local creep grabbed a paperback Michael Crichton and headed...
Mildly Popular High School Kid Claims To Have Lost Virginity To A Girl From The Coast
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With a new batch of potentially cool kids coming through the ranks in his year nine cohort, run-of-the-mill high...
Man With Aussie Flag As Facebook Photo Makes No Apologies For Provocative And Raw Opinions
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Whether it be on the topic of immigration, the economy or any other national issue, Bryce Nicols has an...
After 60 Years In Australia, Nonno Is Finally Confident Enough To Say Fuck Off We’re Full
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Elderly Italian-Australian, Dominic Ambrosini (72) is completely fine with securing the country's borders from anymore immigrants, it has been...
WIKILEAKS: Man With Tape Over His Laptop Webcam Not Looking So Crazy Anymore
8 March, 2017. 12:23
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After news broke earlier today regarding the extent that the Central Intelligence Agency was surveilling...
