Local bloke still gets off by sticking his Hubba Bubba under tables
8 March, 2017. 12:23
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If you've run your hand under any restaurant, pub or club table around town and felt...
Local Man Posts Photo Of Himself Holding Someone’s Baby In An Attempt At Looking Responsible
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A local grub has sought to improve his public image by posting a series of images of him posing...
Three Beers On A Wednesday Night Doing Better Job Than Full Case Of Piss Over Weekend
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After a 6:30 pm knock off, local man Nick Nelson (31) had only two schooeys at the Lord Betoota Hotel last night,...
Woman with standing desk enjoys looking down on the seated peasants
7 March, 2017. 17:45
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Taking the moral high-ground by throwing her chair in a creek, a local public relations account director has taken...
Man Who Hasn’t Spoken To His Son In 10 Years Says Gay Marriage Is An Attack On Family Values
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Local flakey Dad, Scott Abetz (62) says that if Muslims want to move here, they better learn about Aussie values.
"This wildly varying religion...
Indian Cricket Board request another drop-in pitch from the back of Betoota
6 March, 2017. 17:34
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In an effort to maintain a level of consistency this Test series, the Indian Cricket Board...
Local sociopath pours disgusting dollop of milk into his tea each morning
6 March, 2017. 12:23
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There is a man who works for a local IT business who is normal in every...
Dinner Plans With Girlfriend Looking Less Likely After Tray Of Rums Arrives
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Stepping out of his new office on Betoota's leafy Upper West Side, Connor Wales thought he'd be having a few easy...
Local dad harangues son for refusing to buy a house in this financial climate
3 March, 2017. 17:45
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Arriving from Malta in the years after World War II, Cenzo Farrugia quickly found work throwing shit into a...
The Big Fella Still Hasn’t Encountered A Big Brekkie He Couldn’t Put Away
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When it comes to bragging, local bloke Lewis Gurr (26) has got a few different yarns he can trot out.
For one, he was...
