Local Polo Player Comes Out To Teammates As A Publicly-Educated, Catholic, NRL Fan
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After being inspired by countless publicly-educated, working-class and Catholic rugby union players, a local polo star has decided to...
Bloke named Sam can’t understand why local barista can’t spell his name right
28 February, 2017. 9:45
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It's enough to drive even the most blasé bloke up the wall and make him wonder...
First-Year Uni Students Still Feverishly Taking Down Notes In Their Lectures
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Despite studying a wishy-washy journalism degree, a number of first-year students have tried to get their tertiary education experience off on...
White Male Who Grew Up In Violent Foster Home Still Blind To His Privilege
26 February. 2017. 18:04
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Bouncing between foster homes until his 18th birthday, one local man once considered himself to be...
Conservative Woman Only Triggered By Vodka And A Good Time
25 February, 2017. 15:34
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"I'm here for a good time, not a long time," said Emile Davenport as she down the...
Just Like Google: Sociopathic Millennial CEO Ups The Perks With $48 Ping Pong Table
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The employees of Betoota's third-fastest-growing mezzanine boutique marketing firms smile and give their boss a double thumbs up whenever...
Cabinet Files: ASIO Approaches Local C.W.A Branch For Tips On How To Keep Secrets Secure
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The local chapter of the Australian Country Women's Association is being observed by several government agencies, it has today been confirmed.
It is...
Good Kid With Strong Sense Of Community Hasn’t Felt Need To Burn A Cross In The Grampians Yet
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A South Betoota teenager who has a healthy relationship with both her mum and dad has not yet found a...
Bored Kid In Pub Denied 2nd Glass Of Lemonade By Dad Who Just Put Away 5th Schooner
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South Betoota man, Luke Morris (33) is very wary of his son's sugar intake.
In fact, every time the family goes...
Farmer Suddenly Anti-Wind Power After Learning What Show-Pony Neighbour Got Paid For A Turbine
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Betoota farmer, Tony Braithwaite has been staunchly opposed to the rise of renewable energy in his local area, after learning what the...
