6 April, 2017. 11:23
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Rocking up ten minutes late to his first lecture, a Betoota TAFE student has totally embarrassed himself by opening his laptop, revealing that he forget to close a pornographic website he was looking at last night before bed.
Khi Westmacott, 21, punked himself this morning during his horticulture theory class and scrambled to close the inappropriate window before anybody noticed.
However, many classmates seated behind the simple legend quickly recognised the infamous black, white and burnt orange colour scheme of US pornographic website, PornHub.
“Ohhhh nooooo!” said Kai.
“I bet everybody saw what I was looking at! God this is soo embarrassing. I’m glad it was quite vanilla, sometimes I can get a bit full-on in my porn tastes. Nothing illegal, just like a bit of MMF or some uncensored Japanese stuff. You guys know what I’m talking about, right?”
Speaking candidly to The Advocate about what she saw when Westmacott opened his computer this morning, classmate Sylvia Pearson said her opinion of Kai changed instantly.
While Kai seems to think the content of his last video he watched last night was quite innocent, Ms Pearson has another opinion.
“Yeah, so it was basically what you’d call a Turkish Drill Press, but in the back of a London Black Cab. It was quite confronting to see that at 8 o’clock in the morning,” she said.
“I didn’t think Kai was into that type of thing.”
More to come.