Local CEO dragged kicking and screaming onto Tiger flight
12 April, 2017. 14:34
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A senior executive at an bespoke South Betoota private asset management firm has confirmed that he was...
Stand-up comedian gets affairs in order before debuting new bit on that religion
12 April, 2017. 16:02
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A local stand-up comedian has taken time out of his hectic morning routine to visit his...
WhatsApp group admin drunk on power dictating over chat like Kim Jong-un
12 April, 2017. 16:02
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And just like that, Mikey Playmore was banished from the WhatsApp group.
Nobody knew why and nobody...
“This Town’s Too Small, I’m Gonna Try Out Being Unemployed In Melbourne For A Few Months”
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A local woman wearing a Julia Stone-style floppy felt hat, is ready to 'do Melbourne' - it has been confirmed.
After spending two...
Graduate gets acquainted with cubical-type set up he’ll eventually die in
11 Avril, 2017. 16:02
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Following his dreams into tax accountancy, a fresh university graduate from East Betoota started his first...
Baby Boomer hoping war with North Korea might toughen the Millennials up a bit
11 April, 2017. 12:23
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Speaking candidly to The Advocate this morning from the front verandah of his South Betoota Queenslander,...
Privately-Educated-Upper-Middle-Class Man Unable To Identify Problem With Australian Rugby
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The Commodore of the Betoota Sailing Club has revealed to friends this afternoon that he's not sure what's wrong...
Jeff From The Wiggles Falls Asleep Behind The Wheel Of Big Red Car
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The original 'Purple Wiggle' - also known as Jeff Fatt - is in a stable condition today after falling asleep behind the...
Best Man Knows Where The Line Is But Crosses It Anyway During Speech
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After being asked repeatedly not to say anything too raucous, a South Betoota tiler has brought the house down at...
Local Girl Locks New Fling In For Winter With Arguably Premature Couple Shot On The Fucking Grid!
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Local woman, Anna Peters (27) has taken a huge gamble in uploading a captionless selfie with the new bloke she's been seeing,...
