Local Dad ‘shocked’ and ‘appalled’ by what son wore to festival
22 April, 2017. 15:34
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Attending the GumNutterz Festival out on the Betoota city limits last weekend, Greg Portman was eager...
Man Accused Of Taking The Piss Found To Have Over 300 Bottles Of Piss In Bedroom
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A serial piss taker has faced Betoota Local Court this afternoon after police discovered over three hundred separate bottles of...
High School Acquaintance At Hometown Pub Drops His Fourth ‘So How Ya Been, Mate?’
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Punctuating each sentence with the 'Oi, but seriously,' prefix, a local Dorper stud manager asked the same bloke how...
Moree man performs ancient courtship display of spitting rum on potential mate
19 April, 2017. 17:34
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You'd be mistaken for thinking 'Moree Man' was the next comic book hero to be brought...
Sydney’s Coogee Beach receives Irish Gaelic street signs to aid local residents
19 April, 2017. 17:34
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A campaign by Coogee residents, in Sydney's eastern provinces, to erect Irish Gaeilge street signs has...
Discovery Of Oil Reserves In Betoota Drives Petrol Prices Back Down To 70 Cents A Litre
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After the recent discovery of oil in the Diamantina Shire, the Betoota BP fuel and diner has today announced that the...
“The Real Housewives of Sydney is great for business,” explains local publican
17 April, 2017. 17:34
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The licensee of the Betoota Sailing Club has noticed business has been on the rise in...
Bloke down the local keeps deliberately mispronouncing Phuket
14 April, 2017. 17:34
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Darren Tomlinson spent the first 40 years of his humble life in the vast, but ultimately...
Mid Arvo Fleetwood Marathon On Home Sound System Confirms Mum And Dad Are On The Piss
The extremely loud blaring of Fleetwood Mac coming from the family living room has confirmed that mum and dad have been tipping a few reds.
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Refugee who keeps leaving doors open confirms he was born in a tent
13 April, 2017. 15:34
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An insensitive South Betootanese primary teacher has come under fire this afternoon for asking a new...
