Local Socialite Plays Shy And Looks Away From Camera After Asking For Photo
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In a move that’s been labelled as “bold” and “daring” by members of Betoota’s social circuit, local woman Bella Vacante has looked...
Local Riff Raff Redlines The LowLux In Third Gear To Show Off His New Fuck Off Cannon Exhaust
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A South Betoota meat worker has taken time out of his busy afternoon of talking shit on Facebook and...
Local FM Radio Station Apologises For Unprecedented 20-Min Gap Between Ed Sheeran Songs
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A top-rating Betoota FM radio station has been forced to apologise after failing to warn listeners that there'd be...
Ex-Steiner School Kid Struggles To Count Past Ten Without Her Bongo Drum
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A recent graduate of the Betoota Heights Steiner School has exceeded her own expectations by mastering basic arithmetic in...
Bloke With Large Melon Not Allowed To Try On Mate’s Sunnies
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A local bloke is very well aware that he has a melon much bigger than most of his mates.
Since young adulthood, Sam...
New Study Confirms: Enjoying A Dart In The Pool Is The Height Of Luxury
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Australia's peak scientific body revealed the findings of a new study this afternoon that set out to discover what...
Old Codger At The Pub Wants To Know Who Opened Up A Can Of Good Sorts
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An old codger has made it clear that he is surprised by the amount of good looking young women drinking at The Lord...
First-year politics student becomes expert in French politics overnight
24 April, 2017. 15:34
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A 19-year-old politics student at South Betoota Technical College is the talk of the town this afternoon after becoming...
Man’s faith in world tested as Gogglebox wins Best Factual Programme Logie
24 April, 2017. 15:34
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A South Betoota shopkeeper had his faith in humanity tested last night as he watched the TV Week Logie...
Student says she’d shave her head for wine money before doing it for charity
23 April, 2017. 15:34
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A struggling South Betootan TAFE student has revealed to The Advocate this afternoon that she'd be open...
