Local PR account coordinator literally can’t even after landing dream client
11 May, 2017. 14:23
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Michelle Watson has been trying to crack the Rekorderlig account for nearly a year.
This afternoon, that...
Nerdy Local Dad Series Links The Fuck Out Of Doctor Who
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Local dad, Rod Murphy has either lost all self-respect, or he thinks that the rest of the family can't...
Local Man Opens Can Of Beer With His Head
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A local ringer has impressed hundreds of racegoers at the annual Quilpie Digger's Cup by opening a can of...
Substitute Praised For Successfully Pronouncing Ethnic Last Name With More Than 2 Syllables
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Recent substitute teacher, Andrew Smith (23) has today blown away his temporary Grade 7 class at South Betoota Primary...
Relief As 4th-Grade Captain Arrives In Taxi Five Minutes Before Kick-Off
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After briefly panicking that their side might have to forfeit, the Betoota Dolphins 4th-graders were relieved this morning -...
Privately-educated hipster really digging on Mac DeMarco’s new sound
3 May, 2017. 12:23
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A hip youth living in Betoota's trendy Old City district took time out of his busy...
Local Publican Under Impression Patrons Enjoy Playing Pool On A Hexagonal Table
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Many East Betoota punters were left scratching their heads earlier this week after a prominent local publican made the...
Suburban Motorist Shows Working Class Solidarity By Giving Two-Finger-Wave To Stop Go Man
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Local motorist, Josh Croucher (34) is high on life after today's interaction with a traffic controller, who was directing...
Soundcloud rapper defends the use of RhymeZone.com in his songwriting
1 May, 2017. 10:23
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A prominent South Betoota teenager has lashed out at the suggestion that using RhymeZone cheapens his...
Local Creep Saves Mint Leaves Lollies Until Last
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A local weirdo has spent the last couple of days subconsciously navigating around the Homebrand spearmint lollies on the...
