Peckish Former Front Rower Does Waiter A Solid By Polishing Off The Last Hors d’oeuvres On The Platter
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Though he's not usually known around town for his cheeky penchant for a rice paper roll and a party...
Bloke Living With Parents Cautiously Divides Attention Between Laptop And Bedroom Door
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A local idiot who has found himself back at his parent's house has rediscovered the extremely stressful predicament of having a family member...
Apprentice Builder Sent Home For Hooking Into Quiche At Smoko
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A prominent local master builder has sent his 17-year-old apprentice home early today after watching him eat a cold...
Man Tries But Fails To Have A Bad Time At The Zoo
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A year-long study conducted by The Royal Zoological Society of Betoota has concluded that it's basically impossible to have...
“I drink Tooheys Extra Dry because I enjoy disrespecting myself and bringing great shame upon my entire family”
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The Advocate spoke to the last Tooheys Extra Dry drinker in town this morning to ask him why he...
High-Pitch Giggles Coming From Footy Shed Suggests Islander Players Are Dancing Again
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Coaches and other spectators are puzzled by what could have triggered the high-pitched giggling fit currently taking place in...
Student Hopes His Presence At Christmas Lunch Will Count As A Present
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The youngest-of-four, Morgan Stapleman says he's long been the source of ridicule from his older siblings and parents.
He's preparing...
Local high schooler tentatively googles Pink Floyd tour dates after buying shirt
12 May, 2017. 14:23
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Mesmerised by the iconic Storm Thorguson-designed prism and refracting light motif that's become synonymous with Pink...
Local Coward Takes A Slash In Cubicle Even Though There’s Space At The Trough
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Timid local man, Dave Edmund's insecurities were on show for all yesterday afternoon, when he opted against joining a...
Opposing Fourth Grade Teams Agree Not To Tackle Anybody On The Cricket Pitch
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The Betoota Dolphins fourth-grade side are scheduled to play the Adavale Pigeons tomorrow morning on Leonard Oval 4, the...
