Kids Toys On Floor Adds Plot Twist To One-Night-Stand
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What one local man thought was a flawless pick-up has drastically turned into something far more complex and layered,...
Study: Best Part About Being A Drama Teacher Is Bragging About Who You Studied With At NIDA
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After a big day teaching improv to the stockbrokers, barristers and Liberal politicians of tomorrow, Mr Jensen throws on The Whitlams and puts...
Local Meth Cook Says He Won’t Let The Robots Take His Job Without A Fight
26 May, 2017. 15:45
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A prominent East Betoota meth cook has lashed out at lesser media outlets for scaring the...
Man revvs the guts out of his XR8 to celebrate axing of Yassmin Abdel-Magied
24 May, 2017. 15:23
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A throaty chorus of eight cylinder motors rang out across West Betoota this morning as news of controversial...
Man’s own war against Islam began today with racial tirade on public transport
24 May, 2017. 15:23
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Retiree Peter Jenkins didn't ask for any of the attention he's currently receiving now, but he...
Kids Learn New Grown Up Words After Daddy Steps On Lego Barefoot
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Penny (6) and her twin brothers Tom and Roddy have today learnt some new grown-up words after their beloved dad, Ryan, had a...
Report: Happiest, healthiest countries still have smoking in pubs
23 May, 2017. 12:23
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A report commissioned by the World Health Organisation has found that nearly all of the...
16-year-old’s world rocked after being forced to read Catcher in the Rye for English class
22 May, 2017. 15:34
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A Year 10 student at a prestigious South Betoota secondary school has had his world turned...
Local father ring barks the family avocado tree to spite his stay-at-home son
19 May, 2017. 10:23
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A grown man living at home with his parents has had his easy and free access...
“I don’t regret it”: Local man lies and says he doesn’t regret getting spacers
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Swanning around the sales department of The Advocate in his $99 off-the-rack suit, account coordinator Gavin Mole-Turner lets his...
