Dangers Of Co-Sleeping With Infant Waived Until Mum Gets Cute Instagram Shot
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New local dad, Brett Broadus has today graced social media with an adorable photo of him napping alongside his...
Bloke Who Just Drove 100m To Shops Walks Half A K To Avoid ATM Fees
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Paul Churton was the butt of jokes again last night, after walking over 500 metres to the closest ATM operated by...
Police confirm they punish officers by making them ride pushbikes
8 June, 2017. 10:23
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The Queensland Police for has confirmed this afternoon that they make officers they don't like ride...
Man trying his best to understand current situation in the Middle East
7 June, 2017. 13:23
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A local capital markets project assistant manager at a North Betoota investment bank has spent the...
Jackhammer Brought In To Remove Dried Porridge Off Bowl
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Scientists have calculated that dried porridge has greater indentation strengths than diamond. Source.
Currently, diamond is regarded to be the hardest known material in...
Woman Marrying Sri Lankan Bloke Not Sure She Can Pull Off 23-Letter Wedding Hashtag
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Betoota Hills resident, Samantha Keary has read every single Australian bridal magazine that has been printed in the last 18 months.
As a...
Local 16-Year-Old Confident Parents Don’t Know What Watered Down Vodka Tastes Like
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A popular student at the exclusive The South Betoota Academy for Girls briefly spoke to The Advocate this morning...
Bloke Didn’t Realise $20 Haircut Would Require Him To Become A Psychologist
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Local man, Glenn Vo (27) says the next time he plays the role of a life counsellor, he'll make sure he doesn't...
Scientists Confirm Loudmouth 18-Year-Old On First Night Out Actually Is Bulletproof
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A cocky young bloke who's been walking around the pub like he's bulletproof, actually is bulletproof, it has been confirmed by nearby...
Pet Casts Judgemental Stare At Owner During Kick-Ons
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One thing led to another last Saturday night, forcing a group of South Betoota youths to head back to...
