Melbourne-bound flight delayed after pilot loses the keys
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A pilot has been reprimanded by his superiors this afternoon after it's alleged the 27-year-old left the keys to...
Hospo Worker Seeks Revenge For Lost Penalty Wages By Compiling Most Fraudulent Tax Return Yet
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An underemployed graduate of the exclusive South Betoota TAFE College has compiled his most fraudulent and dishonest tax return...
Local Dad Pledges Lifelong Allegiance To Craft Beer After Drinking Stubbie Of 150 Lashes
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Local dad, Nic Manna (64) says the beers his son brought over for lunch today aren't too bad at...
Man Who Chased Dreams Of Playing Professional Football Until 28 Now A Real Estate Agent
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A former rugby sensation is starting a new chapter in his life this morning after finally finding his true...
Local father returns home from Dark Mofo with more questions than answers
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After being roped in by his wife and eldest daughter, a West Betoota agronomist ventured down to Tasmania for...
Local Townie Says He’ll Wrap His Razor Scooter Around Your Head If You Keep Talking Shit
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A young townie has taken time out of his busy Saturday afternoon of spitting in public and dropping in...
Local Mum still not sure if blast suit is enough to protect her from the Thermomix
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An East Betoota mother of three received her branded Thermomix bomb suit in the post earlier this week, but...
Accountant Devoid Of Personality Reveals He’s Training For Local Triathlon
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Go to school. Go to university. Get a job and within 20 to 30 years you will achieve success. That’s what...
Conservative dad’s taxes still supporting leftie son after he moved out
13 June, 2017. 11:23
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A local retired business owner has revealed to The Advocate this afternoon that he's still supporting...
Staunch republicans begrudgingly enjoy the Queen’s Birthday long weekend
12 June, 2017. 13:23
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Two prominent young Republicans have spent the morning moping around Davidson Reserve in West Betoota, trying...
