Man becomes boxing expert over the course of the afternoon
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A polite young man has been drifting through the Betoota Hotel this afternoon telling anybody who'll listen his two...
Halfback Criticised For Wearing Boardies In Shower And Not Letting The Boys See His Cock
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Steve Samson hasn’t heard the end of it this week.
The university student who plays Reserve Grade for Marist Brothers...
Man Unsure If Washing Still Wet Or Just Cold
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After a third straight day of drying, Betoota Lakes local Zach Simpson has finally decided to bring his washing in.
After testing his clothes...
Young Monarchist ‘not having much luck’ on Tinder after listing it in bio
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The president of the local Young Monarchist League in South Betoota had too many Negronis last night at the...
BREAKING: Gen-Y Instagrams Photo Of Boyfriend Without Referring To Him As ‘This One’
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While celebrating a five-year anniversary with her boyfriend today, Betoota millennial Sophie Kinder, naturally reached for Instagram to acknowledge the momentous occasion....
Local Lady Consciously Turns Phone Off For The First Time Since She Got It
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A local buyers agent contacted The Advocate this afternoon regarding something she did this morning that she's sure nobody...
Young legal professional makes it home just in time for Lateline
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A recent law graduate working at Rodmann Carter Poncho in Betoota's Old City district has revealed to The Advocate that...
Report: Best Hangover Cure Is To Pretend Nothing’s Wrong And Get Back On It
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A recent report by the CSIRO has found that the best way to deal with the various unpleasant physiological and psychological effects that...
Local Dad Spices Up Text Message With A Few Pointless Commas ,,
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According to a study conducted by Australia's chief scientific body, the CSIRO, close to 8 in 10 Australians under...
Local Kindy Teacher Finally Free Of These Little Bastards For Two Weeks
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A popular early childhood teacher at East Betoota Primary School can almost feel the sem sauv blanc run down her...
