Local Man Exaggerates How Good The Weather Is In Thinly-Veiled Effort To Get Pissed
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Local man, Palmer Grafton has spent the last couple hours making calculated comments about how nice it is outside in a blatant effort...
Broke local farmer prays for rain in his year-old John Deere header
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A south-west Betoota farmer thought the biggest hurdle he'd have to jump over this year was tossing up between using his new disc...
Local salesman wonders if boss will ever be satisfied with how much he’s sold
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A sales executive from a niche East Betoota tech start-up broke down late yesterday afternoon and confided in The Advocate in the smoking...
Local Apprentice Bolts Toolbox To Centre Of His Already Impractical Flat Tray Ute
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Local apprentice, Hamish Hickey, has today shocked his entire worksite by debuting a customised toolbox in the centre flat tray of his lowered...
Man who spends most nights at home alone listening to shoegaze in the dark welcomes Kim Jong-un’s impending nuclear apocalypse
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A North Betoota NEET has taken the time out of his busy Tuesday afternoon to take to Facebook to share his feelings...
REPORT: 9 in 10 MagicBullets™ are sold between 2am and 4am to half-pissed men
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A groundbreaking report into the television shopping industry has uncovered some shocking and disturbing figures - one of them being that 90% of...
Friends travel to Europe to find Australian-themed bar to watch football in and drink XXXX
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A group of friends from the North Betoota Cricket Club have gone on tour this week, with news filtering back home that they've...
Old Sleaze At Cafe Doesn’t Need Sugar In His Coffee Because He’s Sweet Enough Thanks Love
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A seedy old bloke who thinks people see more humour than sleaze in his one-liners has today declared that he is sweet enough,...
Local PE Teacher Concerned His Students Aren’t Putting 110% Into Beep Test
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All that Robert Illes wants from his students is their personal best - that's his internal motto and a personal creed that's served...
Teenage Murri Girl Debuts The Treasured Red, Black And Yellow High-Tops At Local NAIDOC Event
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A popular local Murri girl has today gone all out for the town's National Aboriginal and Islander Day Observance Committee (NADIOC) celebrations at Midhaga Oval in...
