Local Woman’s Diet On Hold Until Hangover Goes Away
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
After discovering a debilitating gluten allergy at age 27, Keight McGrath's world was turned upside down.
Since that horrible afternoon...
Bloke who just sent photo of his first schooner to group chat not going to make it to kick off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
After being asked to not wear his limited edition 'Senorita' Justin Timberlake trilby and to wait until the boys...
Old Bloke At RSL Looks Like He’s Trying To Blend In With The Carpet In That Shirt
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A local patron at the front bar of the Betoota Returned Serviceman's League could lie down on the floor and be completely invisible,...
Local Dad Claims He Would’ve Smashed The Ninja Warrior Course Back In His Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local father-of-four-and-former-warrior slumped back into his couch last night and lit up some lung candy, stared pensively into his OLED television and...
Handsome Local Greek Suffering Severe Injuries To Cheeks After Visiting Grandmother
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A local Greek man is in a stable condition after suffering severe lacerations to his cheeks, following a late lunch with his yiayia...
Man Glad His Friends Take The Time To Remind Him That They’re In Europe And He Is Not
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Speaking candidly to The Advocate over his fourth coffee of the day, Dennis Coleman said that the highlights of...
Betoota Dolphins Leagues Club preorder commemorative ‘Dolphin pingas’ for Mad Monday celebrations
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact
With only two regular season rounds left to play, the Betoota Dolphins are hot favourites to take home the...
Stepdad Doesn’t Know How To Dress
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A local loser who honestly thinks he can measure up to the father of his new stepsons today thrown on the leather jacket...
Local Student Confirms That A Bomb Did In Fact Go Off In Her Room
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A Daroo Street Polytechnic design student has shared her harrowing tale of how after being asked if a bomb had gone off...
Queenslanders Somehow Okay With Paying For A Steak That They Have To Cook
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Queensland has today revealed that when beer and red meat is involved, just about anything seems like a good idea.
With...
