Man Catches Himself Thinking About His Dog Again
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For the fourth time this morning, a beloved local dentist has paused to think about his pawed best friend at home all alone.
Dr...
Former Gambling Addict Wondering How All Of This Shit Is Still Legal
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Feeling confident in his newfound ability to control his impulses, a popular North Betoota account director has sat in...
Disorientated Baby Boomer Hails Bus To Ask Bus Driver If This Is The Right Bus
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Lost and frightened on the edge of town, a Betoota Heights sexagenarian began to panic.
Marrion Rhiannon, a popular interior designer...
Inner-City Leftie Prepares Self For Annual Care About Equine Welfare Day
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As the gambling addicted, court suit-wearing, fascinator-adoring men and women of Australia prepare themselves for the most important sickie of the year tomorrow,...
PARADISE PAPERS: Local Worker On $54k Explores His Possible Tax Haven Options
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In previous years, Michael Dooley has happily defrauded the Australian Tax Office with petty deductions regarding his laundry and...
Man’s New Lime Green Tarocash Suit Doesn’t Know What It’s In For Tomorrow
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Three-hundred-and-sixty-four-days-a-year, David Gardner works hard earns an honest pay.
He works closely with builders and other tradesmen, picking the things up they don't need...
World Needs Rage Against The Machine Now More Than Ever, Says Local 90s Kid
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Teaching middle-class white people to snowboard over winter and shooting dingos for the DPI over the summer, Dennis Willmott...
Government Initiative Sees DVD Markets Replace NBN, Netflix In Regional Areas
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Describing herself as a simple woman with simple pleasures, Denise Coleman doesn't like complaining about things out of her...
Smashing Labels: This Blogger Doesn’t Identify With Any Hogwarts House
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Tumblr has been rocked by blogger D’Arcy Sunmarin (27) who has not only set the internet ablaze with her...
Popular Local Chef Sacked After Being Caught Working Sober
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In breaking news, Betoota East chef Henry Leonards (34) was immediately terminated from Cafe Eats earlier today, following the...
