Office Man Prematurely Begins Blaming His Degenerate Behaviour On The Silly Season
PETRA GAUDOUX | Summer Cadet | Contact
Despite only being halfway through the second financial quarter, an office person has begun blaming his out-of-character behaviour on it...
Unconditionally Loyal Mates Lie And Say He Doesn’t Deserve What She’s Done To Him
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Central Betoota was the sight of an enormous gesture of friendship today as loyal mates of Riley Burrows (29) came forward to...
Confusion As Local Friend Actually Wasn’t Joking About Being Vegetarian Now
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Wanda Mardy asked for her guest's dietary requirements a week out from her weekend lunch jamboree at her parent's heritage-listed Betoota Heights Queenslander.
What...
Can’t Help But Laugh! Local Boss Expects Bloke To Answer Phone On Saturday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The days he spent behind a bar and picking up glasses is behind him - so too is the...
First-Year Ringer Foolishly Tells Station Pilot It’s His First Time In A Chopper
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Known around the area for his quiet, simple and stoic disposition, Micheal Rex made a classic mistake many first-year station hands make this...
Endorphin Levels Explode Inside Man’s Brain As He Runs For Train – And Makes It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Thanks to repeated budget cuts and staff layoffs, the service on the Betoota MetroLine has continued to slip.
Which is...
Pub Regulars Agree They Should At Least Cross The Street Before Lighting Up Dirty Bunger
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A bunch of old boys that have settled in for an afternoon session at the Lord Kidman Hotel in Betoota have started to...
“Europe, With Her”: Man Vomits Into Mouth Reading Title Of Friend’s Latest Facebook Photo Album
MILES PONCHO | Media et al | Contact
"Give me a fucking break," he said.
"That'll just about do me, it will. I've seen enough."
Those are the sentiments...
Flashbacks Of Conversation With Boss Yesterday Riddle Local Man With Anxiety
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Though he can remember talking to his boss yesterday, Dylan Potter can't remember what they talked about.
Recently, the 26-year-old property manager has been...
Understaffed Bank Branch Not Even Trying With The Refreshments
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The twenty or so people backed up in the waiting area of a local DMB branch have today realised how unimportant they are...
