Hipsters From Completely Gentrified Suburb Insist It’s Still Pretty Rough In Some Parts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A group freelance creatives insist that the sterile inner-city coffee-hub they live is actually still a bit gritty, in some parts.
Even though each...
Gordon Ramsay’s New Book For ‘Fucking Donkeys That Can’t Fucking Cook!’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Just in time for Christmas, esteemed Scottish-born celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has released a new cookbook aimed at building...
Degenerate In Need Of Secret Santa Presents Pays Visit To Local Sex Shop
GREG SANDERS | Culture | Contact
His colleagues think he's funny but it seems Sam Madden is about to that things too far.
The 31-year-old is lucky...
“How Do I Tell The Fellas I Want To Stay In Tonight Without Looking Like A Coward?”
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Telling The Advocate that he slept like a Stalingrad sentry last night, Sandy Dorematte said he needs some red...
Local Dad Compromises
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A local dad has had to combine both of his responsibilities today in an effort to keep everyone happy.
The first promise, which was...
Friends Of Tall Chick Sent To Make Inroads With Tall Bloke
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A South Betoota man who is a fair nudge above-average-height has essentially just been told that he's a sure bet tonight, if he's...
“You’re All Whipped!” Writes Young Professional To Group Chat While Drinking Alone In Seedy Sports Bar
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Nobody wrote back to his 2 pm message asking if anybody was about for beers this afternoon, so Chris...
Dad Manages To Make Enough Shepherds Pie To Last Family Entire Week That Mum Is Away
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It is not lost on the teachers at South Betoota primary that the Andersen kids have been constantly yawning throughout the school day,...
Big Boy’s Carb-Heavy Lunch Not Doing Wonders For Productivity
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Barrelling down Adelaide Street in the heart of Betoota's Financial District, a top-heavy auditor meandered down the footpath back to the office like mighty...
School Leaver Student Buys 24 Pack Of Ultra-Thin Frangers After Putting Cologne On His Penis
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A low-key, completely supervised, midweek social mixer is expected to become a full blown orgy tonight, that's judging by a local school leavers...
