Millennial’s Fiscal Illiteracy First Apparent During Childhood Sim City Sessions
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Wondering why he can't seem to save a cent of his weekly pay packet, a popular 26-year-old hotel manager...
“Yeah. That makes sense, too”: Man Not That Surprised By Don Burke Allegations
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Eating his Special K with an overly ripe banana throw on top, Michael Cleary was first shocked by the...
Trendy Inner-City Burger Joint Fined For Not Playing Enough Wu-Tang Clan
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The Keep Sydney Closed campaign has drawn massive support from the general public in the wake of a trendy inner-city burger bar...
Hugger Beats Handshaker To Greeting
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In what was a dramatic race, it has since been confirmed the hugger beat the handshaker to the greeting, in a meeting...
Law Clerk Repeatedly Pressured Into Joining Firm’s Lunch Time Mixed Netball Competition
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"Why did I do law? Why didn't I do something I enjoy?"
The answer to that is local law clerk Louise Degally didn't want to...
Former Jock Develops Overnight Interest In Books After Discovering Women Might Like Books
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"Hey, I've got a book for you."
In just a matter of hours, Martin Fox has added a layer of...
Zimbabwean Migrants Who Still Refuse To Say Zimbabwe Have Some Interesting Opinions
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A couple of Zimbabwean migrants currently residing in North Betoota's new luxury housing estate have rattled several neighbours at a Christmas street party...
Local Builder’s Phone Contacts Now Just First Names And Job Titles
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Not even his partner-of-four-years is safe from Dale Packham's method of organising his phone contacts.
Speaking to The Advocate this morning about the contents...
Local Boomers Not Thrilled With The Fact Their Daughter Met Her Fiancé On Tinder
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Speaking candidly to The Advocate once he'd left his comfy Betoota Heights Queenslander, local father Malcolm Coolie said that...
Promising High School Athlete Sadly Now A Personal Trainer
MOLLY DALTON | Health | Contact
Samantha Kennedy and I were great friends in high school.
We played on the same soccer team and ran in the...
