Local Bank Offers Home Loans To Fans Planning On Eating And Drinking At The Cricket
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The Betoota Credit Union , known for their competitive home loan rates and customer service, have announced today that they'll bend over backwards...
STUDY: Flying Domestic Business Class Is A Sign From God You Have Too Much Money
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If you didn't know Alistair Downlands-Saddlewood, you'd think he'd just be another tired old gibbering cunt with too much money and time to...
Local 27-Year Old Officially Old Enough To Know Better
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Reports are currently circulating that close friends of shop assistant Rachel Dale have given up on any chance of her...
Local Coward Orders Starter As Main
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Local Wimp Ben Carter (34) has a lot to answer to after ordering an entre sized pasta dish as his main meal during...
Socially Anxious Local Man Moments Away From Thanking Barber For Terrible Haircut
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Waiting until his hair was simply too long to be professionally unacceptable, Harrison Glenbow sighed heavily this morning moments before stepping into his...
Local Stoner Not Sure If He’s Just Tuned Into Thunderbirds Or ABC’s Insiders
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"Hey," he thought.
"Nick Xenophon doing talking to Virgil like that and why is Lady Penelope sitting on such as...
Timid Local Man Hospitalised After Eating Spoonful Of Cement At Rough Uncle’s Advice
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An overly polite and skittish local Gemini is this afternoon recovering in hospital after ingesting a tablespoon of cement powder.
The incident occurred at...
Age Of Empires II Now Sole Reason Why Man Still Has A Windows Computer
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As a self-described young creative, James Coleman says he and his people have little use for a Windows computer...
Final Boss Of Farming Simulator 17 Revealed To Be El Niño
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It doesn't matter if you've got no primary production experience at all; it doesn't matter if you've got 50...
Crypto Investor Horrified To Learn 65-Year-Old Father Familiar With ‘Blockchain’
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Visiting his parent's leafy Betoota Heights home for dinner last night, Charlton Grosvenor thought he heard his father say...
