Morbidly-Hungover Account Executive Rifles Through Office First Aid Kit Looking For Panadol
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A client's Christmas Party last night and a vomit on the bus this morning, Jenny Rutland is living life in the fast lane.
Friends...
Wearing A Trench Coat In Summer The Least Weird Thing About Local Lone Wolf
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"He sometimes even wears gloves," said one classmate.
"I've seen him with a scarf wrapped around his neck - the same day it was...
Community-Minded McDonalds Worker Always Rounds Up When Counting McNuggets
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A popular part-time crew trainer at the Daroo Street McDonald's Family Restaurant has revealed to The Advocate that he sneaks...
Ageing Laptop Mercifully Euthanised For The Third Time Today
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Affectionately known as 'Tracey the Toshiba' by those close to her, a local laptop has been tragically put to sleep for the third...
Customer Wondering If She’s Just Supposed To Ignore That Nude Calendar On Her Mechanic’s Wall
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"It's certainly not what you expect to see at 10 in the morning on a Tuesday," she said.
"Am I...
Country Butcher Ramps Christmas Advertisements With Pinch Of Parsley
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A country butcher has today revealed his success in the meatslinging game comes from the random pinch of parsley he places ontop of...
Bosses Furious After Samoan Employee Says He’s Not Keen On Joining Corporate Touch Footy Side
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In a massive blow to the mood of the bosses, a Samoan account manager has said that he is not interested in joining...
Bloke With Poor Problem Solving Skills Blames The Rum
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“The rum made me do it,” claimed local carpenter Jack Derwent today.
After shattering a bloke’s jaw out the front of the Royal on...
Perpetually Overflowing Share House Recycling Bin The Bane Of Local Garbage Man’s Existence
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Brenton Poon is fed up.
Not with his garbage-collecting job in general, nor with his estranged wife that insists they're ready as a couple...
Short Mate Says He Doesn’t Care About Jokes About His Height But It’s Just Shit Banter
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The token short fella in a local group of mates has told The Advocate today that jokes about his stature aren’t annoying because...
